Caller: I bet I'm calling India and you're reading some stupid gossip mag.
CallCenterGal: Um, no. I live in the US of A and I'm lusting over an Anthro catalog

Saturday, April 23, 2011

Looking like a Zombie and F21 Fitting Room Reviews - Malaysia edition

I'm back! Well maybe only half back. I'm still severely jet-lagged and I've been walking around looking like a zombie. *Sigh* I miss Malaysia. I miss the heat that embraces me, I miss the humidity that keeps my skin soft and supple, I miss the food and most of all, I miss my family. My DH doesn't miss the humidity; *COUGH* he was sweating like a pig. But I love the humidity! O, humidity! O, hot farts of Poseidon! 

Oh and I gained 10lbs and guess where all the fat went?
My face. Yes, I have a moon face. Drats! And the fat also went to my thighs. Now I have to whip out my Suzanne Somers Thigh Master and squeeze those fat thighs away.

Here is an everyday affair (after inhaling two cows) . . .
My mom: Lisa, here . . . have more food. 
Me: No thanks mom, I'm stuffed.
My Mom: What?!? You don't like the food?
Me: No! I LOVE the food.
My Mom: Good! *plonks more food onto my plate*
And repeat the same scenario with Aunty #1, #2, #3, #4 . . . . until I EXPLODE!!!!!

Sorry if I won't be making my usual blog rounds yet. I'm still dead tired. Not to mention I've been burning the midnight oil working with my editor, getting all the typos in my book corrected. *Argh* I wanna crawl into a cave and DIE. Thankfully it'll all be fixed the next print batch and it's already been corrected on the Kindle and Nook versions. On the bright side, my book is currently ranked at #64 Top Rated in Kindle eBooks>Humor (on Amazon's US site) and the ebook is ranked at #37 in Books>Fiction>Women's Popular Fiction (on Amazon's UK site) Yay! I couldn't be happier. Now, if you'll excuse moi, I have a ton of doggie doo to pick up. 
3 pooches and 1 month away = a doggie doo doo mound the size of Katmandu!!!
To all my dear bloggie sistas, I'll swing by your lovely blogs some time next week after I've had a chance to catch up on sleep, laundry, cleaning, and picking up dog poo. xoxo L




Um, yes . . . that's a butt shot. Dress ~ Anthro Walkway


Petronas Twin Towers

Kuala Lumpur sky line. Or as the locals call it ~ KL



They didn't have F21 when I grew up in M'sia so I was surprised to see that they had set up shop in my old backyard.

OH NO YOU DIDNNNNN'T. OH YES I DID. My trip to Malaysia would not be have been complete without a fitting room review. Awww yea.
This is what I wore that day. Dress - Anthro/ Flip Flops - Tevas!


Can't find this dress online, but if you're in Asia, this dress is lovely in person and I was surprisingly impressed by the quality ~ it's top notch. The fabric is a very light weight cotton and it even comes with a cotton lining.  Fits TTS. This dress makes me feel girly, pretty and buxomy even though I'm buxomy-less. And yes, it came home with momma.

This Mystery Dress fits TTS. It was just MEH, so I don't have much else to say about it. 


Check out the price tag! A F21 dress in Malaysia costs as much as an Anthro dress in the US ( if you're talking dollar for dollar) *Zoinks!!!!* No wonder there's no Anthro in Asia.

***All the pics on this post (except for the fitting room review/ mall pics) were taken by my DH. I'll have to give him props! He's getting to be pretty good with his toy.


I got to hit F21 and my DH got to go to the F1 race and test out his new telephoto lens.




Oops! Another butt shot. Correction . . . butts shot.